Kalshi Cooked, Bitget Hacked + Agentic Bank Runs - The Chopping Block

North Korea takes 387 million dollars from Bitget and moves it through THORChain while NEAR's Shield freezes what it can, a Consensys validator hack tests whether staking was ever the risk-free rate, a quant named Benny shows Kalshi's perps volume was cooked, and Apollo warns that AI agents are comi